People from state schools are stupid

So the party wasn't phenomenal. However, I do have a new appreciation of the stupidity of people who go to state schools. Some of them are really stupid.

I had an interview today for a marketing job. The two questions I can never answer:

1) Tell me about yourself in a minute
2) Why [the company name]?

The first one is simply too vague. I can't encompass my persona in a minute. The second one is stupid. I don't really want to work for your company. It's simply a stepping stone to give me experience so that I can go on to work at bigger and better companies. Why lie to you and tell you that I actually give a damn?