Bras are amazing

If dressing up as a woman has taught me a single thing, it’s that bras are the universal pocket. And they’re so easily accessible! I could fit a sock, a piece of paper, and twenty dollars into one side and another sock, a watch, and a pen in the other side. In addition, I could hold my lipstick in the middle. You can’t walk around with socks in your pockets; you’d look funny. But bras? Anytime.

I wish I actually knew people who were from Chicago. The bad part about going to college is that there are very few people there who are actually from the place where the college is…