Thursday, June 09, 2005

All done!

We went to Belmont, ate Philly cheese steaks, and bought me a pipe! Truly, truly awesome. I'll post a picture of it sometime.

This came up while we were at Belmont:

A guy walks into a bar, pulls a 12 inch person from his pocket and the little piano and the 12 inch guy starts playing on the piano. The bartender is amazed and asks the guy where he got such a tiny pianist. The guy says, "There's a genie granting wishes out in the alley."

So, the bartender goes out into the alley and sure enough there is a genie there. The bartender walks up to the genie and wishes that he had a million bucks. The genie says, "It will be done!" and disappears. Suddenly, the air around the bartender is full of ducks. Fighting through the ducks, he makes his way back to the guy in the bar, and says, "What kind of rubbish is this? I wanted a million bucks, not a million ducks!" to which the guy responds, "Did you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist?

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