Suburbia

I went to Chaska with Joe yesterday, with the intent to meet up with his friends, watch a movie, and go over to Canterbury Park to play some poker. Suburban people scare me. I go 30 minutes away from where I live and it’s as if I’ve entered a different country. Everybody’s white. Cops patrol everywhere (seriously, I saw at least 10 squad cars just driving around). They all wear extremely expensive clothes and live in identical homes. The mating habits of the Suburbanite are also odd. A twenty year old was dating a sixteen year old. There’s just something wrong with that.