Saddened by the world

Observe the cell phone. Next to it lays the pillow which had covered it. Now, why would you hide your cell phone from your roommate? Perhaps you do not wish for him to find it. However, why leave the cell phone in your room in the first place? Who would call you after midnight? Most likely those who are closest to you… but why would you not want to talk to them? Perhaps because you are doing something that they would disapprove of?

One of the first years on our floor swallowed the thing that you open a can of soda with. Fortunately, he didn’t have to go to the ER. It was actually the first time I had ever seen my RH’s run somewhere. This simply reassured me that my RH’s are fucking awesome and the first years are fucking stupid.