Packing

As I take everything out from their nooks and crannies, I come across some really unusual objects. These include:

- a cultured pearl from Japan (i.e. a dead oyster in a can with a pearl in it)
- a used, yellowing condom (not mine)

I tried Bacardi 151 for the first time on Wednesday. That shit is the devil's piss. It burns in your mouth, it burns on the way down, and it burns in your stomach. I think I'll stick to more fun things next time, like pounding on my fingers with a hammer.

My next post will be from Minnesota - I have a fun filled six hour drive ahead of me, during which my parents will grill me for not getting straight A's. I swear, Russians are ridiculous. I would know.