Some people call them “terrorists”

But really, they’re machines of death, bent on destroying first world nations. We spend billions of dollars on homeland security when someone could simply drop toxins into the water supply or drive a truck full of explosives into a mall or sports game. It seems like there are more vulnerabilities to terrorists than there are actual terrorists. Current security measures address past attack strategies, which terrorists are unlikely to re-use.

As I see it, there is only one solution to completely eliminating the threat of terrorist attacks: close off our borders, eliminating travel and immigration. The only terrorists left would be the sleeper terrorists already in the US, and those are probably limited. Besides, foreign countries are overrated.