The WOW stories: Sonia's house

We came, we saw, we drank. Matt commented that being called "average" was an insult with multiple layers. I praised his logic by sarcastically calling him a genius. I don't think he got it.

Ariel, a girl from my high school, stated that she didn't like being drunk because she wanted to feel in control of herself. Personally, I've never felt that I wasn't in control of what I was doing when I'm drunk. Sure, I might not remember doing some of the things I do or I might regret doing them in the morning, but I don't think I ever lose control of what I do. Anyway, I was interested about her thoughts on weed. She said that she didn't want to try it because she "didn't want to support tyrannical governments." I said that that was a good reason, which is what you say to hot chicks. But to myself, I thought that it was a horrible reason. If you don't want to smoke pot, don't smoke pot. But there's no need to justify it with bullshit reasons.

We got hungry (we always get hungry), so we went to McDonald’s. Our trip to McDonald’s was pretty sweet. First we went to Wendy’s, where we were politely informed that they were closed and that we should come back at ten tomorrow. However, the possibility of future feeding was not enough to end our hunger. Finding ourselves at McDonald’s, I proceeded to order food, which was very difficult because I did not know what I wanted to eat. The cashier kept telling me to hurry up because a line had formed behind me, but I had no idea what I wanted. The problem was also aided by the fact that people who were at the party also wanted McDonald’s food but couldn't decide what to get, either.

At the drive in window, the McDonald’s worker advised us to "catch up to them hoes" ahead of us because "they be some fine ass bitches." I just can't make this shit up. However, we were not in a position to do so because the fine ass bitches had already driven off. Next time!

In all of the excitement, Phil lost his wallet. This reminds me of my roommate Bryant, who lost his wallet not once but twice during the school year. Losing a wallet sucks. Even so, it would suck for many people less than it would suck for my friend David, who carries around his Social Security card in his wallet. There's simply no language to explain how bad an idea that is. Folks, leave your Social Security card at home, where robbers can take it. They're much more deserving than pickpockets.