Fuck telemarketers

Telemarketer: Hello, maybe I please speak to Serge?

Me: Dude. Dude, I told you not to call me. I told you to put me on your do not call list.

Her: Sir, do you know who this is?

Me: Who?

Her: I’m calling from US Bank Visa Card and we’re calling all college students today.

Me: Jesus Christ. Take me off of your calling list and never call me again.

Her: Okay sir, but it’ll take up to thirty days to remove your name from the mailing list.

Me: Whatever.

I hang up, and FIVE SECONDS LATER the phone rings again.

Same telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Bryant?

Me: Dude! What the fuck? You JUST CALLED HERE!

Her: Sir, I didn’t call anywhere.

Me: You liar! Let me speak to your supervisor right now!

Her: Bye. *click*