This story isn’t for the faint of heart

New posting policy: I don’t like updating my blog on Fridays and Saturdays, mainly because I don’t like doing anything on Fridays and Saturdays. From now on, I will update my blog Sunday through Thursday, since those are my weekdays.

I’m sitting on a couch at one of our many fraternities, enjoying being absolutely trashed. A girl comes out of nowhere, sits down next to me, and starts making out with me. She seemed attractive and I was extremely drunk, so this was a pretty good time for me.

But of course, such things are not meant to last. After a little while, she leaned over and threw up on my pants. I guess she didn’t feel like talking.