Christmas stands for Communism!

And so, a Communist joke: Lenin walks through a park and sees a little girl walking towards him. Stopping, he leans down and pats her on the head. The next day, the papers all say how majestic and forgiving Lenin is. After all, he could have killed her.

On the flight over here, there was a baby sitting a few rows behind me who wouldn’t stop screaming. Three hours of constant screaming. I didn’t know little children were capable of doing such things. My friend Tom thinks that children should be put into a Matrix-like training device until they’re fifteen and in this circumstance, I completely agree.