I am the unluckiest person in the world

I played in a $12 entry fee, $2100 poker tournament at Canterbury Park this morning. It was quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever had happen to me. Every single time I flopped two pair I got either beaten by three of a kind, a straight, or a flush on the river. My last hand I flopped a full house, only to be beaten by a bigger full house on the river. Everyone at the table was at least 25 years older than me. It was an odd experience.

If you don't understand anything I wrote in the paragraph above, you live a happy, fulfilling life.