First Picture

My blog is called "Thoughts and Pictures," and since I don't have that much free time to put up a new entry sometimes, a picture will have to make do.

This is a picture of the first day of spring. Note the abundance of dandelions. It was a very happy day because there was so much yellow. I'm not sure what the construction worker has to do with spring. Any ideas?

Star Wars Diary

So I saw Star Wars last night. I got home roughly at 2:00 AM, did nothing for two hours, and then got down to writing my paper. I'm going to the library to proofread it soon, but before then I'll (hopefully) entertain you.

I have to admit it, I was getting a little bored towards the end of the movie because all the cool light saber battles stopped happening and, since I'm attracted to shiny things (and Asians), I had nothing to do but start making the movie more entertaining. It seemed like after the war was over, the Sith really didn't have that much to do.

Darth Vader's Private Diary

5/12/6000 BC Today was really exciting. First, I sat around at my really big desk and looked really menacing. Then, I walked around the ship and made fun of the clones for being test tube babies.
5/14/6000 BC I tried using one of the computers today and let me tell you, bad idea. All the buttons look the same! That and Windows 6000 BC sucks.
5/15/6000 BC We're building a Death Star! I stood around the window all day (after getting polished, of course) with Emperor Palpatine. I swear, I gave him a skin product for his birthday and he still hasn't used it. That's not the way to get the ladies.

Well, I'm off to the library. Got more Vader funnies? Post 'em.

Crazy Dreams

Hey, world. Hey, blog.

Last night, I had a really odd dream. I won't bore you with the details, but the following three events happened:

1) I played in a poker tournament. This is probably my subconscious remembering that I played in a poker tournament earlier that day.
2) I hooked up with this chick on the 10th floor on my building. I *wish* this would happen.
The weirdest one:
3) I hooked up with my ex! What the fuck? My ex hates me.

Later on in the day, I get an email. My ex friended me on thefacebook.com (If you're reading this, friend me too). I know it's just a coincidence, but it's a weird one at that.

Got crazy dream stories? Post 'em.